Fun Activity Ideas

Trust me, they're fun. That is if your idea of fun is self-deprecation.

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Yulia Febrianti

1/5/20251 min read

high angle photo of assorted-color plastic balls
high angle photo of assorted-color plastic balls

Felt like your last week was a bust? Nothing interesting happening in your life? Here are some activities that'll guarantee you some brain hemorrhage:

  1. Scroll through LinkedIn
    Trust me, this one, I put in number one for a reason. There's just something about people being so pretentious that tickles my brain. The use of corpo-lingo, and bonus points if they got an AI-generated image to support their posts. Oo la la!

  2. Listen to your co-workers' unsolicited advice
    Have a bad day? Something is bothering you? Or are you insecure about something? You're at the right place, bub! Your co-workers will give you advice or comments about something you didn't ask for. It is such a joyous experience, that'll not only make you want to commit a Hannah Baker, but it'll also make you question yourself in the public bathroom; "What I do?"

  3. Open Twitter
    No explanation, just do it. Money-back guarantee if you didn't feel any type of existential crisis or lost your faith in humanity 5 minutes in.

  4. Go back to your ex
    Come on! They're not that bad! They cheated? Well, everyone makes mistakes! Sometimes life is too easy, and to scale the difficulty, this is one of the best things that'll definitely elevate your despair, and blood pressure.

  5. Get in line for that over-hyped viral food place
    This'll work with restaurants, food-stands, bakeries, or anything that'll sell you mediocre food. Try waiting in line for at least 20 minutes, for it to only end up tasting like something you'll forget the next morning you evict that food from your stomach.


Don't be sad, this list will be updated once I'm finished cleaning the tears from my keyboard. 👍

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