Dragon Age: The Failguard

Ever since the release of the immensely disappointing Mass Effect Andromeda, I have zero expectations that Bioware will redeem itself. And I regret to inform you that I was right. Because what in the actual sh*t is this?!

First of all, it's not a horrible game. I played it once, the combat is good, but the lack of the usual RPG mechanics from the previous Dragon Age games made this game look and feel like an MMO. Bad or good depends on how you see it, but dear God this game is bland. If this game is titled "Game for those with short-term memory loss," I'd enjoy it more. But as a Dragon Age title, this game is... annoyingly lukewarm.

And the story sucks enormous balls. It either thinks you're a 5-year-old, or you have dementia. They keep repeating the storyline, handholding us, and giving us puzzles that are hard to solve... if you're under the age of 5.

Bad game, bad story, decent combat, gorgeous sceneries, and forgettable characters.

4/10.